According to Theory
a phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an -sshole.
usually used after a fact or bold statement.
dude who wants to gain knowledge: “hey bro! what was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?”
-sshole: “a large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory.”
or for even the more practical use:
dude who wants to gain knowledge: “hey what time does the movie start?”
-sshole: “7:05 according to theory.”
dude who wants to gain knowledge: “no need to be a douche”
-sshole: “come at me bro!”
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