account director
the person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members’ problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more – and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.
aka: a universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver….a regular don draper.
we didn’t understand what the client meant, but the account director did – so we’re saved (for now).
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