Accountant Personality Disorder
inability to think outside of the box. inability to reason either deductively or inductively. excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
person: “what is two plus two?”
accountant: “i don’t remember.”
person: “what do you have accountant personality disorder or something? just add them together.”
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