Accountress


an accountress is a female, or h-m-s-xual male accountant to which you have to seek important financial doc-ments from. they are often feared and revered as the gate-keeper of information and you hesitate to approach them sometimes because of their busy work schedule. they have ability to be evil, but do not go out of their way. do not cross them!
email format –

bill: i have to visit the accountress’ office to get last month’s income statements.
jim: be careful, it’s close to month end, proceed with caution. deadline’s and stupid questions irritate an accountress.

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