Achievement scrub
a guy who uses his xbox achievements to pick up the ladies
humberto: hi ladies, how’s it goin’? you girls wanna hang out?
girl 1: no, we have to do stuff
humberto: well what if i told you i had the “what are you trying to prove” achievement?
girl 2: what the h-ll is that?
humberto: it’s something special from left 4 dead, just like the two of you.
girls: laugh and walk away
humberto: slowly dies inside
random guy watching: that’s the saddest thing i’ve ever seen. what an achievement scrub.
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