Achilles Meal


a food you can’t refuse. usually served to either pave the way for a huge favor, or to soften the impact of potentially devastating news.
“dude, she hit me in my achilles meal: bacon-wrapped filet. i had no choice but to give her my wallet.”

or

“once i saw we were having homemade ribs, i knew she must’ve killed the car. my achilles meal had struck again.”

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