Acquiring the Anus
acquiring the -n-s is like getting a metaphorical key to a chast-ty belt with an all access p-ss the to -ss. in other words, the green light is on for -n-l.
guy #1: hey bro, guess what?
guy #2: nah, what?
guy #1: achievement unlocked: acquiring the -n-s
guy #2: she’s gonna let you go to brown town?
guy #1: yeah i just bought her some flowers.
guy #2: oh man i wish my girl would let me drill that -ss.
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