Action Jackson


a guy who thinks he gets a lot of action but really doesn’t.
action jackson talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk.
a person who was and occasionally is a player/pimp for relatively short increments of time.
action jackson’s wrist is frostbit.
a girl who wears flannel with a v neck and beanie. often accompanied by jeans and converse. she is so named an action jackson due to her incredible ability to attract other females.
so i go to this gay club and there are days i try to get really girly and i get no play. but when i wear a flannel or like v neck and beanie and jeans and converse, i’m action jackson
1. a t-tle of a hit movie that came out around 1988. it is a parody of the james bond films, which are a spoof in their own right in the first place.

2. action jackson got his nickname because he was spooted in his beat (off).
1. the film “action jackson” made quite a bit of moolah during the hot summer of 1988.

2. action jackson wants to go to town for some action but he has to work overtime so he…
the d-mn coolest
(action) jackson keating
one who enjoys flashing his body hair in the back corner of 9th grade social studies…then shaving it all off when he gets bored.

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