a person who regularly tries to skips ads. no matter where they are and what the ad is.
person 1:”eww! a ad! skip.” *tires to find the skip ad b*tton on the ad but realizes there is no ad skip b*tton in real life.*
person 2:*sigh* “parents these days. teaching their kids how to be a professional ad skipper.”
- clown meat
the meat mcdonald’s uses in their hamburgers. originally a joint venture between monstano and mcdonald’s restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. ronald mcdonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named “100%,” and “beef.” these offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce […]
- sure not
an aussie abbreviation for “are you sure you don’t?”. usually only used by people with a university degree and later stolen by extremely good looking people. good looking person 1 ” do you want a beer?” good looking person 2 ‘”no thanks mate” good looking person 1 “sure not?” or lawyer “want a piece of […]
n. proper old-time spelling of the modern name olivia. olevia rides her bicycle down the street.
- ripping fart
a ripping fart is a powerful flatulence that feels as if rectal rupture has occurred. chief t*rd in the face, let a ripping fart so painful, that he feared he might need er care.