adam wakefield
it is widespread knowledge ‘adam wakefield” was the first g-d of the -rg-sm. anyone with this name is hung like mount everest and can bang as chuck norris can fight.
after a spine tingling, toe curling, hair raising and waterfall esque -rg-sm women now use the phrase ” i can’t believe you just adam wakefield’ed me”. there have ben 1,202 reported cases of death from being with an adam wakefield. death is thought to be caused by a heart attack as the heart cannot sustain the flow of blood to the v-g-n- to satisfy the unimaginable intensity of the -rg-sm.
there is no known cure of being “adam wakefield’ed”
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