Adamnymphomania
when a woman is attracted to, is near, talks to, makes out with, texts (or s-xts) with and or sees a man named adam which causes the following:
1.p-ssy being “wet” all day long and sometimes all night unless she is satisfied with s-x with him.
2.uncontrollable urges to put her hands all over his body.
3. the tremendous need to jump on his lap and ride him s-xually no matter the location or time.
adam, “dude! that chick is hot and shes all about me! she keeps s-xting me, trying to touch me and she said she wanted to jump on top of me and ride me!”
friend, “i know! she’s got like ad-mnymphomania or something!”
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