ADD Ninja
(n) a termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the “ninja”
pat: hey john stay here i’ll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
pat: hey steve did you see john?
steve: no, i thought he was with you.
pat: d-mn that boy is a d-mned add ninja!
this term actually dates back a few years. thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, i left the state i was living in at the time. i moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. the origin is still unknown to me.
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