Adderall Alarm Clock
setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (adderall, ritalin, concerta, dexedrine, vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. in about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
an incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
jeremy: hey man, how’d your test go? i didn’t think you’d even get up since you were getting sh-tfaced till 2 a.m.
dom: oh man, it was great. i set my adderall alarm clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
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