addicktion


a state in which someone can’t function without a p-n-s penetrating some place in their body.
“dude, did you see jenna?”
“yea mann, after she broke up with peter, she’s got like the shakes and had a seizure this morning!”
“that’s add-cktion, crazy-ss stuff.”

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