Addictive Friend Syndrome


a person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.
heather-“should i text tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?”

vanessa- “no! you just hungout with him lastnight.”

heather-“okay, i wont.”
30 seconds later…..
heather-“so i just texted tim, and he hasnt responded yet…”

vanessa-“you officially have addictive friend syndrome.”

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