ADHD-TV
a strong urge to switch the channel during a commercial but to forget to switch back until the original program is already underway.
“my husband just switched the channel again when the commercial started but when i asked him to switch it back, my show already started and i missed 5 minutes!”
“he has adhd-tv, you should have him go see a doctor.”
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