Adirondack Smoothie


when you get a bl-wj-b from a woman with no teeth. mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. or just plain people from montana.
holy sh-t , i got so drunk last night i got an adirondack smoothie from some b-tterface mountain b-tch .

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