Adjusted Penis Size
from the southpark episode tmi. according to randy marsh, you can calculate your adjusted p-n-s size (or tmi) with the following formula:
((l-d)+(w/g))/(a^2)
length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared
randy marsh has a p-n-s that is 4.4 inches in length. its angle is 32 degrees. it’s flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. his b-lls are 7 cm from the base. randy notes that the drift of his p-n-s is 4 cm to p-n-s right and its dead weight is 4.5 kg. therefore, randy’s adjusted p-n-s size is 6.3 inches.
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