ADOS

attention deficit oooo shiny!
that one kid that you know that you try to talk to but all your conversations just end up like this
“hey whats up?”
“nothing”
“did you watch the superbowl?”
“yea it was oooo look a bird! i haven’t seen one of thoes for like five minutes!”
that guy has ados.

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difficulty or trouble; fuss or bustle. thesaurus: fuss, trouble, bother, commotion, flurry, stir, tumult, bustle, ceremony, excitement.
without more ado. without further ado.
attention deficit ooh shiny

a person who has suck a high degree of add or adhd that they are distracted by the most meaningless of objects
john: so then she told me that it was over and that she doesn’t want to see me any more
tim: oh man, i’m sorry to hear abou… oh look a penny
jim: wow dude, you have total ados
a swedish rapper.
e.d.o is tight, man.
acronym dependent organization (a.d.o.): any small or large organization (private, public, or voluntary) that regularly uses acronyms to describe any organizational structures, products, or activities in an attempt to increase efficiency and clarity but often with the opposite effect. often used ironically to denote overuse of acronyms by offending organization.
the u.s.g., with the dod, doj, d.h.s., dos, and d.n.i., is the biggest a.d.o. in the u.s.a.
a.d.o.s – attention deficit “oh, squirrel”

similar to add, a.d.o.s is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.

boyfriend – “so what movie do you want to watch later on?”
girlfriend – “i really don’t ca..oh, squirrel!”
(sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
boyfriend – “we’re going to get you checked for a.d.o.s before we do anything else.”
(continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
attention deficit oooh shiny!
people say i have add, but i have ados. oh, look, shiny!