Advanced Pinky Promise
a more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. with the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the maf (missing appendage foundation).
sally sue: i told jack you liked him.
susie sal: but you advanced pinky promise d!
sally sue: i know, but..
susie sal: that’s it, off with your pinky..
Read Also:
- Teemo
the most bad–ss champion in the rts game, league of legends. don’t let his cuddly appearance fool you, because teemo will f-ck your sh-t up – particularly with his mushrooms. teemo’s dps will rape your face. an annoying p-ssant gerbil, grinning as he f-cks up your sh-t, the stinky b-st-rd will ruin your whole teamfight. […]
- Jafftastic
something so fantastic it makes you want to spaff in your pants. andy: oh my god ben? did you make this asparagus soup? andy: why yes ben, i did. ben: f-ck me. it’s bl–dy jafftastic!
- frankparker.com
website of saratoga’s own gay film star. place for men to go and look at other men in the safety of their own home. owned and run by an rpi student. look naked men, its frankparker.com
- reunion
a collection of “intellects” gathering over forgotten aspirations that have been transpired by bleak realities… “hey d-ckson – are you going to the cl-ss reunion?!?” “no – i don’t think i can handle the degree at which these facetless lemmings take themselves seriously… a show that was on fox but then was cancelled in the […]
- diggity
often doesn’t have it’s own definition. only when placed with other words it really has a meaning 1. no diggity = no doubt, for sure 2. bomb diggity = great, awesome, the best, etc 1. “i like the way you work it. no diggity! i got to bag it up.” (from song “no diggity” by […]