advanced walk of shame
post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.
advanced walk of shame……period, pee, sh-t….any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.
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