an overweight middle aged person that spends his days watching way to much advertis*m*nts.
enrico: how did tyler from high school end up?
haden: i heard he’s turned into an advertasauros rex.
- beauty and a half
your to ugly me; your a beauty and a half friend: what does that mean? me: your f*cking ugly
- tight trumpet
when the lips touch the *n*s, and the recipient farts and the trumpet “player” blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise. helen is the best tight trumpet player i’ve had, so good that i released my bowels…
- victors law
people who say stuff that for example. “why is x complaining about y?” yet, they never show proof of it. but when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like “i found it on a forum somewhere.” but they never post screenshots of said thing. person 1: why are people […]
the term applies to the truncated presidency of donald j. trump, which will end far short of its four year term. donald trump’s presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let melania’s mother into the country.