advertorial sage


one who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.
the advertorial sage’s day job seems contrary to her true p-ssion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.

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