Advice Cookie


a fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. these “advice cookies” make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name fortune cookie. these advice cookies are most likely found at a local panda express or other chinese restaurant. some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in chinese.
ex1: yo i just hit up panda and got what i thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. that ain’t a fortune cookie that’s an advice cookie!!

ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car g
homie1: but there ain’t nothin wrong with it
homie2: my advice cookie told me it’s time to change my air filter so that’s what imma do!

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