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one of g-d’s (tool’s) gift to the world of music.
aenima is a fantasic alb-m.
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one of the best songs of all time.
“some say the end is near.
some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
i certainly hope we will.
i sure could use a vacation from this

bullsh-t three ring circus sideshow of
freaks

here in this hopeless f-cking hole we call la
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
any f-cking time. any f-cking day.
learn to swim, i’ll see you down in arizona bay.

fret for your figure and
fret for your latte and
fret for your lawsuit and
fret for your hairpiece and
fret for your prozac and
fret for your pilot and
fret for your contract and
fret for your car.

some say a comet will fall from the sky.
followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh-ts.

some say the end is near.
some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
i certainly hope we will cuz
i sure could use a vacation from this

silly sh-t, stupid sh-t…

one great big festering neon distraction,
i’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

learn to swim.

mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.

learn to swim.

f-ck l ron hubbard and
f-ck all his clones.
f-ck all those gun-toting
hip gangster wannabes.

learn to swim.

f-ck retro anything.
f-ck your tattoos.
f-ck all you junkies and
f-ck your short memory.

learn to swim.

f-ck smiley glad-hands
with hidden agendas.
f-ck these dysfunctional,
insecure actresses.

learn to swim.

cuz i’m praying for rain
and i’m praying for tidal waves
i wanna see the ground give way.
i wanna watch it all go down.
mom please flush it all away.
i wanna watch it go right in and down.
i wanna watch it go right in.
watch you flush it all away.

time to bring it down again.
don’t just call me pessimist.
try and read between the lines.
i can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
welcome any change, my friend.

i wanna see it all come down”
tool’s 3rd alb-m. also their best.

a mix between the words enema which is where they inject liquid into your -n-s to clean out your bowels, and anima which means the innerself of a person; the soul.

so put those two together and you get ænima: the cleansing of your soul.
ænima is my all time favorite alb-m.
ænima is a spiritual term meaning an atlantis type cataclysm, meaning land sinking underneath water. the inside cover (where the cd sits) has a holograph of california sinking beneath the ocean, thus ænima. the lyrics in the song suggest, “your -ss is going to be swimming in arizona bay”. another contribute to the correct definition.

and for the opinion that the ænima alb-m is the best one, all tool alb-ms are great, each one is changed just a little bit, makes them worth listening too!
g-d d-mn, the land is sinking, must be time for some ænima
tool’s alb-m t-tle “aenima” is a combination of the latin word “animus”, meaning – intellect, memory, consciousness, mind.
and
“enema”, meaning – the procedure of introducing liquids into the r-ct-m and colon via the -n-s, for cleansing purposes, etc.
aenima is an amazing alb-m.
tool’s 2nd full lenght alb-m; not to be confused with ænema
ænima is the greatest alb-m ever made
aenima, commonly mistaken for the word enema, has a totally different meaning. the word has been traced back to legends of a s-x god named aenima. he was believed to have had s-x with all the moms of the ashen empires players. he was famous for the 1 month s-x session with pope john the baptist’s mom, mary the nun.
“i better stop playing ashen empires, or aenima will screw my mom again.”

or

“d-mn, aenima knocked up my mom.”