Affair bait
a woman who, whether intentionally or not, makes you consider cheating on your wife.
she is often your wife’s younger, s-xier sister or friend, that you flirt with because you really want to screw her brains out. however she could just be a random sl-t you encounter in a bar, shopping mall, or on the street. affair bait typically does things that your wife doesn’t, like give head and have -n-l s-x.
my wife’s friend just texted me, saying she’s super h-rny, drunk, and lonely … g-d she’s total affair bait. too bad i’m stuck at home watching 20/20 on television with my lame wife.
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