affair


when a man/woman are married and have s-x with another man/woman.
i’m having an affair with the daugther of my friend.
something that destroys people’s lives and something you should always refrain from having because you will realize eventually how stupid it was
he had an affair with her best friend, and when she found out about it, she instantly divorced him and they never talked again.
a word used by women of a certain age who are dried up s-xually that means an event and not a s-xual liaison.
“i’m having an affair.”
“oh, are you having it catered?”

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