affectionatecrazyperson
a person who shows affection to someone and talks about giving affection to that person, making it seem as though they have feelings for the person.. meanwhile, they don’t but yet they do have some feelings for them at the same time but yet they wouldn’t ride them across the pacific ocean with them bc they’re not dateable material right now but would be so totally jealous if they were to go out or flirt with anyone else
i love matt, but hate him, but want him to myself. am i an affectionatecrazyperson?
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