Afflictionado
found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. the afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullsh-t on their clothing.
that afflictionado’s spray tan is the same color as a new jersey school bus.
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