Afghani Afterbirth


the act of hovering the bare -n-s over either an aware or unaware recipient. the host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject’s face and or mouth. similar to the hot carl. side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and -n-l leakage. synonym to the sloppy susan.
dude, i played the craziest game of twister last night. when i was told “left foot blue” i accidentally gave chaz an afghani afterbirth. needless to say, sat-rday night is no longer twister night.

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