afghanistaned


when someone / something gets one over you.
1) tony: i worked so hard this summer to p-ss my dental exams. i know suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn’t attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before i did. yet she still got higher marks than me..
me: yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) dru: kelly you just missed the turning for mcdonalds!
kelly: sorry! the turning just came out of nowhere!
dru: the road just afghanistaned u.

3) dru: you came with that girl and now she’s dancing with another guy. look!
pete: i just got afghanistaned 🙁

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