Afraid of clowns
when you are on a date with someone you want to f-ck, the first line you say is” i’m afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my d-ck in every orifice of your body”. if she get’s up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she’s game. abbreviated to i’m afraid of clowns.
yah i got laid last night, i used the i’m afraid of clowns line and it worked.
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