African Cow Tipping
akin to it’s predecessor ‘cow tipping’ – it is a more primal format used by native african ‘tiger bare knuckle boxers’ to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling – a novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering cape buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.
“you wouldn’t have a chance with that tiger in your current condition”
“anything to suggest?”
“go punch a few buffalo in the jaw. nothing quite like african cow tipping to prepare you for a fight like that.”
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