african fish market
a common misconception of the words “abercrombie & fitch model” when you or your phone partner has a sh-tty phone service -cough- at&t -cough cough-. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in mmo games.
brian: hey dev, did u see that new abercrombie & fitch models application in the mail for u?
devan: hahaahahahahahaha what the f-ck?!?!?
brian: uhmmm, what’s so funny. u know u applied right?
devan: wait, did u just say african fish market?
brian: -enunciating- abercrombie & fitch model
devan: oh, well…. f-cking at&t?!?!?
brian: o son of a b-tch i know right, i was playing wow tonight and we were raiding kz when i got effin’ dc’d mid-aran gawd…
devan: … y do i even bother -click-
brian: hullo? … hullo?… -wrist-
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