African ket


a particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. legend has it, african tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.
f-cking h-ll, that was some strong ket.
yup, some of that african ket, fresh from the saharan plains.
f-ck man. how you finding it pete? meehhhh!! murrrrr!!!! murrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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