African Platter


a meal that is consumed out of a black mans -sshole. the larger the black man, the better the meal.
bob: i heard popeyes is having a special on chicken.
lil’ t: yeah, they’re serving it in an african platter.
bob: what the f-ck is that?
lil’ t: trust me, it’ll be good.

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