african wild life
this is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. it starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. the safe words are africa wild life. (can also be played for recreation on birth control)
wife: hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
wife: sure
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