African Wine Tasting
the process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to -j-c-l-t- (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile -j-c-l-t- in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. after sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of s-m-n and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.
smokey: dude, have you tried that new vintage at the african wine tasting austin held?
sean: yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
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