afs

abbrviation for always, forever and seriously.
i love you, afs!
i will be here for you afs.
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american field service (afs) is the best worldwide exchange organization. students can travel all over the world, meet people from other countries and learn new cultures. after their foreign exchange year they still can voluntary work at afs. the organization is also known for their energizers.
people from afs are always crazy, awesome, friendly, openminded, wonderful,… people.

afs is one big family.
student1: hey, have you heard of afs?
student2: yeah, afs is awesome! and afser are wonderful people. i’ve heard they’re doing some crazy energizers.
student1: i want to go on an exchange with afs. the organization is the best one worldwide.
student2: same here. the foreign exchange year will be the best year of my life.
after food smoke;

commonly referred to as the best smoke of the day, taken after eating a large, hot meal. (such as fast food or supper). this also helps to quell the stomach when upset that you’re fat -ss ate too much in the first place.
after finishing supper…

guy1: afs?
guy2: true
an acronym for the condition of absent father syndrome which plagues and motivates many promiscuous adolescent females. a young teenage female suffering from afs will have s-x with almost any guy to fill the void, her runaway, diseased or drunk father had created in her life. in their desperate attempt to find a masculine figure in their life, girls suffering afs will at times appear sl-tty, desperate, pathetic and worst of all, date and and have s-x with stupid -ss hats. afs victims usually themselves become depressed alcoholics, or frequent drug abusers.
question: how the f-ck did pizza face andy hook up with that really hot girl?
answer: she has a bad case of afs.
away for sh-gging…otherwise known as f-cking, rodgering, banging, s-x etc
jesus christ i’d love to stay on facebook talking about how cute your new dog is but i’m afs for 30 mins kthxbai!…
alpha female syndrome; being in a situation when you’re hitting on a girl but her friend is an alpha female, thusly c-ckblocking you and stifling any chance you had of getting laid.
ex 1:
guy 1: i was talking to sara and it was going great, but betty came along interrogated me, then made sara and the rest of the girls at the party leave.

guy 2: dude, that’s a sh-tty case of afs

ex 2:
guy: so hey, do you want to head back to my place?

girl 1: sure, sounds good

girl 2: hey guys, i think i remember you, do you remember my name?

guy; umm, i don’t think we met but..

girl 2; no? hey jenna, let’s go home. we’re leaving. now.

guy: that b-tch gave me a one-way ticket to blue b-lls. f-ckin’ afs
anything for a story; the idea that males will do anything, no matter how asinine or gross just to tell it to his friends the next morning. usually quite true. nothing whips a pack of males into a frenzy quicker than hearing a compatriot’s hilarious tale of perverse debauchery.
“guys operate under the code of afs”