after forever


a dutch metal band founded by sander gommans and mark jansen.

the best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal alb-m of all time: decipher.
they also had the best female metal singer of all time: floor jansen
they disbanded in 2009
bob: holy sh-t, that was the best alb-m i’ve ever heard!
rob: of course it is, it’s by after forever!

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