After Sex Check
after your done having s-x each partner checks the other to make sure the look how they did before when there parent last saw them. (a sneak technique)
“after s-x”
johnny: hey babe, time for after s-x check
jackie: what??
johnny: let me check to see if you look like you did when your mom last saw you…
jackie: oh ok…
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