afterfuck


the aroma one has after recently engaging in s-xual activity. usually the scent of sweaty b-lls, -ss and v-g-n-.

note: your partner may enjoy this smell. your co-workers do not.
jay – hey onya…why are you so late to work?

onya – oh i was busy…

jay – ew..wha…what is that smell. you smell like s-x…no. you smell like afterf-ck!

onya – okay…so like i said…i was busy!
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the second girl of the night you had s-x with, as if it was an afterthought.
i had s-x with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterf-ck though
the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having s-x, as opposed to the person you actually want to have s-x with
alan’s body is gross, but he would be a good afterf-ck.

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