Aftershits
a defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous sh-t, is compelled to perform a re-sh-t moments later with very little prior warning.
‘jake, watch my beer i gotta go to the sh-tter’
‘radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago’
‘no jake, i got the aftersh-ts’
‘dude, is it because of the bape?’
‘yes jake, i got baped hard.’
‘that sucks.’
the feeling of taking a sh-t when just finished taking a sh-t.
dude #1: walks out of the bathroom
(phroom, dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)
dude #2: aftersh-t!
dude#1: oh, okay.
i understand
an uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal sh-t, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. after no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another sh-t (usually lesser than the first).
this phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.
an aftersh-t must be separate from the original sh-t by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true aftersh-t.
delayed sh-tting do to constipation and continual sh-tting do to diarrhea are not considered true “aftersh-ts”
an after-sh-t is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal sh-t. usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly sh-t again. whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
john thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-sh-t.
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