to get swooned in the afternoon
r: *does something s*xy at 3pm
l: “oh my good golly gosh. you just afterswooned me.”
someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of s*m*n that when they do nut it’s insane. he didn’t touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.
- tea turn
a person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night. man that *ssist tea turned again. it was his turn to pay for the hookah!
i certainly don’t know icdk where you’re going!
- alex henderson
alex henderson is the best person. a great friend, always there for you, will do anything for anyone, a great boyfriend, and just an all around good person. you will never regret knowing an alex henderson. i love alex henderson