AGB (Alpha Gamma Bravo)


realizing that all frats are weak and soft, an elite group of individuals specializing in the consumption of alcohol, formed a unique rival faction. far superior to typical greek social houses, agb incorporates bad–ss armed forces influences (hence bravo in the namesake) to cement the fact they are better than their “frat-tastic” counterparts. ironically, it is sometimes observed that the behavior of this exclusive group is frighteningly close to that of a typical fratboy. this is attributed to the fact that agb members command a vastly superior intellect and are openly mocking these lesser mortals for their outrageous dress and inferior manhood. members can be identified by their rugged good-looks, their overall bamf-ness, and the occasional agb forearm b-mp.
he must be in agb, look how many hotties are hanging on him.

agb (alpha gamma bravo)! agb! yeah m-f-s!
boomtown!!!

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