age illiterate
when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.
mom: “oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them.”
son:”mom, they’re freshman. i’m a junior. you’re so age illiterate.”
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