Age Theory


the age theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.

any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label ” promiscuous” , “sk-nky” or “wh-r-“.

research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
mike : “hi johnny , how you been?”

johnny :” waz up dude, just chilling. this old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!”

mike : ” how old is this chick” over thirty?”

johnny : ” 31 actaully.i am taking her to burger king later. got to respect the age theory man!”.

mike : ” of course!! has she got an older sister for me?”

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