Agricultural ass rape
when a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his -n-s in a form of s-xual pleasure. often -ssociated with bondage.
thomas: my -ss is really sore…
jack: why? i thought you went home with that lovely sheridan last night?
thomas: ya. but things got a little freaky. the agricultural -ss rape went a little too far.
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