Agufanian crisis
agufanian crisis:
pathophysiology:
excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a m-ss shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. as a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.
signs: m-ssive tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.
epidemiology: endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.
risks: undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, -n-l heamorhagge in the female population.
-ssociations: alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo
news headline:
young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. doctors belive its agufanian crisis.
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