Ah shit mate


a phrase commonly used by an inebriated individual when their equally drunk friends pin their arm behind their back.
shaun: i’ve pinned your arm behind your back.

jason: ah sh-t mate sh-t mate sh-t mate sh-t mate sh-t mate.

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